Tank Accidents!

I am Invincible!! ...Not Quite Some off-roading can be too much even for the tanks (not to mention good old "Hummers"). Their crews seem to be puzzled not only about how to get out of the mess, but also how they got there in the first place... Slow down! - Contact! Analyze this: the root of the problem?: No amount of planning can prevent certain situations: then what? - look for more reliable means of transportation?? or dispense with the mechanical carriers altogether, and carry the cannon on your own head: If all else fails: